Can you say "easily amused"?
I needed a little something to "brighten" up my mood [even for a little while], so I decided to do some madlibs. The last one makes me keep laughing.. :)
Strange Facts:
On average, people fear Frogs more than they do Desks!
Banging your Vagina against a wall uses 12 calories an hour.
Elvis's son invented Bliss'.
In every episode of Queer as Folk there is a bakery somewhere.
Many Octopus' only blink one eye at a time.
The pencil was invented by a nurse.
A Cow can Jump for 3 years.
Women Run nearly twice as much as men.
Tommy comics were banned in Africa because he doesn't wear a Undies.
The average Tacos has 2 trash cans in it.
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Campus Day:
Florida Mall University
Office of the Dean - College of Handcuffs and Dildos
Dear Prospective Mall Student,
On behalf of the Handcuffs and Dildos faculty, I want to invite you to Campus Day, April 8th. This is your opportunity to learn more about our programs and to get acquanted with the Mall faculty, students, shoelaces and Mikey's. We'll gather in the Brian Kenny Center, but from there you can visit any part of the campus.
The College of Handcuffs & Dildos is a forward-looking place, stressing liberal Handcuffs education with a Mall edge and strongly commited to the undergraduate student. Even in the first year, you'll have classes with gigantic assholes (as opposed to squishy teaching assistants). And your courses will often feel connected with the world beyond the campus, because we are interested in the social impact of what we study--whether that is telephone poles, toilets, socks, or fuzzy Bliss'.
We'll show you how to join a long tradition of students whose development in Handcuffs and Dildos has led to highly hard careers.
Come see us!
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Trip To Disney World:
Last month, I went to Disney World with Kelly. We traveled for 90 hours by Station Wagon. Finally, we got there and it was very smelly. There were thick people kicking everywhere. There were also people dressed up in Turtle costumes.
I wish it had been more rough, but we skipped anyway. We also went on some moist rides, called "Magic shopping cart". Kelly nearly fell off a ride and had to be knocked. Later we went to the hotel and ran.
Next year, I want to go to movies, where we can fall.
...yeah, you know that last one is funny.
Strange Facts:
On average, people fear Frogs more than they do Desks!
Banging your Vagina against a wall uses 12 calories an hour.
Elvis's son invented Bliss'.
In every episode of Queer as Folk there is a bakery somewhere.
Many Octopus' only blink one eye at a time.
The pencil was invented by a nurse.
A Cow can Jump for 3 years.
Women Run nearly twice as much as men.
Tommy comics were banned in Africa because he doesn't wear a Undies.
The average Tacos has 2 trash cans in it.
+++++++++++++++
Campus Day:
Florida Mall University
Office of the Dean - College of Handcuffs and Dildos
Dear Prospective Mall Student,
On behalf of the Handcuffs and Dildos faculty, I want to invite you to Campus Day, April 8th. This is your opportunity to learn more about our programs and to get acquanted with the Mall faculty, students, shoelaces and Mikey's. We'll gather in the Brian Kenny Center, but from there you can visit any part of the campus.
The College of Handcuffs & Dildos is a forward-looking place, stressing liberal Handcuffs education with a Mall edge and strongly commited to the undergraduate student. Even in the first year, you'll have classes with gigantic assholes (as opposed to squishy teaching assistants). And your courses will often feel connected with the world beyond the campus, because we are interested in the social impact of what we study--whether that is telephone poles, toilets, socks, or fuzzy Bliss'.
We'll show you how to join a long tradition of students whose development in Handcuffs and Dildos has led to highly hard careers.
Come see us!
+++++++++++++
Trip To Disney World:
Last month, I went to Disney World with Kelly. We traveled for 90 hours by Station Wagon. Finally, we got there and it was very smelly. There were thick people kicking everywhere. There were also people dressed up in Turtle costumes.
I wish it had been more rough, but we skipped anyway. We also went on some moist rides, called "Magic shopping cart". Kelly nearly fell off a ride and had to be knocked. Later we went to the hotel and ran.
Next year, I want to go to movies, where we can fall.
...yeah, you know that last one is funny.