"Up Close and Personal"

Mar 06, 2005 13:09

Welcome to The Amy Show! Tonight Amy will be interviewing (eric ( Read more... )

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huntressofblood March 6 2005, 21:39:57 UTC
Welcome to The Christa Show! Tonight Christa will be interviewing your dad.

Christa: And here's my first guest now. Glad you could join us tonight, your dad. Having you on the show makes me feel funky!

your dad: It makes me feel funky, too, Christa! It's smelly of you to invite me.

Christa: There's been a lot of stupid talk about your trip to Sweden with your mom. In fact, in today's New York Times, John Robinson wrote a column about your trip.

your dad: I read it, but that reporter made up the whole story. your mom and I have never even been to Sweden. In fact, we haven't been out of Nebraska for 7 million years.

Christa: Sounds like you were framed.

your dad: That's right. What else would you like to know?

Christa: Is it true that you own more than 300,000 balls?

your dad: I do own balls, but only two.

Christa: Well folks, we're out of time. Thanks, your dad. I really enjoyed licking with you!

your dad: I enjoyed licking with you, too!

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i_worship_feste March 6 2005, 21:46:46 UTC
Hahahahahaha

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