(this ones true too maahahaha)

(knew that already, but hey, what the hell?)

(sounds pretty damn good to me, jessica simpson's hot) dumb too, but hey, it's not my math skills i wanna show her).

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I'm so god damn sick and tired of all the bullshit in the Middle East and just the bullshit between everybody these days. COME ON GUYS! What the fuck? It's a concept I learned in, what was it, pre-school? Yes, I think so. Pre-school. Sharing. Oh my-- did you hear that? I SAID SHARING!!!!! My mother is Christian, my father is Muslim, and ( Read more... )

1. give me a nickname and explain why you picked it ( Read more... )

Went to a party tonight. Woo! It was deep in the heart of Brooklyn in somebody's huge-ass basement. Hot party though. I don't think I saw one ugly person there. Gotta admit, I was the only one not drinking. What a loser. I was hit on by 14 guys and 7 girls. I declined all. Again, I say, "What a loser." Well, you know, I have to keep The Boyfriend ( Read more... )

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To Gary: Keep in mind that I still love ya man.

You keep reminding me of patience.

“Have patience, Nadia.”

“The more you wait, the more you get.”

Can’t you see it?

This thing you call patience is oozing out of me.

Can’t you smell it?

Patience holds a pungent yet sometimes sickly pleasing odor.

Can’t you taste it?

This patience I hold is ( Read more... )

I'm seeing The Boyfriend tomorrow. The Boyfriend. Such a sexy character. Crazy excited about that shit, man. Watch it go wrong somehow. Usually does with my friggin' luck. Crazy_emu is so hot. Pojo rocks! Now I think I'll undo these random ramblings and make more sense of my words. So, back to The Boyfriend. Meeting tomorrow and then parting eight ( Read more... )