SPN Fic - "The Coudt"
Title: The Coudt
Author: mad_server
Rating: PG
Characters: Sam, Dean
Word Count: 100, on the nose
Summary: A B&E, a disagreement, and why does Dean even bother?
A/N: SWP... snot without plot.
Disclaimer: That happiness is not mine.
"HghTSSS!"
"Seven."
"HghTCHCHHgk!"
"Eight."
"HuhCHUHHshuhh!"
"Nine."
"Huhh-h... hhhHH... whew."
"Nine..."
"Ow. ...Gibbe the kleedex. ...You tryid' to bake Guiddess or subthid'?"
"I hate to break it to you, man, but healthy people don't sneeze nine times in a row."
"Well, this wud does."
"I don't know. If it honks like a goose..."
"Are you-hooo... hihhH..."
"Nine and a half..."
"...Ugh. ...Dude, eduff with the coudtigg. Just watch for cops."
"Clear. I'm just saying, maybe we should steal some soup while we're here."
"I dod't deed soup! I'b hahHAHTCHOOOO!"
"Ten! Ten sneezes! Ahh-ahh-ahh!"
"What are you, the Coudt?"
"Aisle six, Snuffy."
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Author: mad_server
Rating: PG
Characters: Sam, Dean
Word Count: 100, on the nose
Summary: A B&E, a disagreement, and why does Dean even bother?
A/N: SWP... snot without plot.
Disclaimer: That happiness is not mine.
"HghTSSS!"
"Seven."
"HghTCHCHHgk!"
"Eight."
"HuhCHUHHshuhh!"
"Nine."
"Huhh-h... hhhHH... whew."
"Nine..."
"Ow. ...Gibbe the kleedex. ...You tryid' to bake Guiddess or subthid'?"
"I hate to break it to you, man, but healthy people don't sneeze nine times in a row."
"Well, this wud does."
"I don't know. If it honks like a goose..."
"Are you-hooo... hihhH..."
"Nine and a half..."
"...Ugh. ...Dude, eduff with the coudtigg. Just watch for cops."
"Clear. I'm just saying, maybe we should steal some soup while we're here."
"I dod't deed soup! I'b hahHAHTCHOOOO!"
"Ten! Ten sneezes! Ahh-ahh-ahh!"
"What are you, the Coudt?"
"Aisle six, Snuffy."
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end