How can we compete with those? Here, have these two.
1. Dean gets a terrible sunburn. He's all red and feverish and his skin is all tight and it hurts like a son of a bitch. Sam is merely bronzed like a freakin' Adonis who will take wonderful care of his brother while giving him shit about sunscreen. Elaborate.
2. Sam and Dean climb to the top of Mt. Washington. Or they take the shuttle. No way Dean's driving his baby up and down that road. "I know it's the middle of July, Dean! It still could be snowing up there!" "It's not snowing, Sam." Of course it is snowing with wind gusts of 70 miles an hour. Sam's got proper clothes and Dean's in a t-shirt. Elaborate.
The Burniest Person I Know, 2/2janissa11June 12 2012, 01:40:25 UTC
The blessed saint among ER docs finally pushes them out the door the next morning, with a positively saintly prescription for serious-ass painkillers. Dean's still Demerol-ed, so he wobbles in behind Sam at the pharmacy and waves an ID at the pharmacist, whose horrified expression puts paid to any assumption of habitual drug-seeking
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Oh, yeah totally, but then there was also the sensation that there were hooks in the dude's eyes pulling them toward the back of his skull, which, whoa!
Okay, how about: Dean gets A VERY HIGH FEVER during the dog days of summer. And the AC is BROKEN, just because. So Sam helps him take lots of showers and feeds him ice from the ice machine. And stuff.
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1. Dean gets a terrible sunburn. He's all red and feverish and his skin is all tight and it hurts like a son of a bitch. Sam is merely bronzed like a freakin' Adonis who will take wonderful care of his brother while giving him shit about sunscreen. Elaborate.
2. Sam and Dean climb to the top of Mt. Washington. Or they take the shuttle. No way Dean's driving his baby up and down that road. "I know it's the middle of July, Dean! It still could be snowing up there!" "It's not snowing, Sam." Of course it is snowing with wind gusts of 70 miles an hour. Sam's got proper clothes and Dean's in a t-shirt. Elaborate.
Wincest preferred, but gen is fine too.
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THESE ARE FANTASTIC <3333
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Omg, #2. <3
Okay, how about: Dean gets A VERY HIGH FEVER during the dog days of summer. And the AC is BROKEN, just because. So Sam helps him take lots of showers and feeds him ice from the ice machine. And stuff.
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THEY JUST ARE FUN TO SAY
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*mutters "begonia" furiously sotto voce until eyed with deep suspicion*
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