WTF?

[mad_sketcher]

Hey, You... with the shovel.

When you find a muther f*ckin' 1700 year old led coffin you DO NOT OPEN IT!!!  People don't suddenly start burying other people in muther f*ckin' lead unless there's a damn good reason for it.  Probably some hideous vampire or elder dark god or some sh*t - but whatever it is DO NOT F*CKIN' OPEN IT!!!!

Thank you,

Dale

Comments

[strahlend31]

But it's a lead coffin folded up like a BURRITO. That makes it ok to open it. Nothing dangerous could be inside a lead burrito. Inside a lead sphere, sure. A lead tube, maybe. A lead pentagon, certainly.

[starrymolerat]

That it's burrito-like nature was mentioned in the story was what jumped out at me, too. Hopefully it will not make people hungry...

[create_the_rain]

I would like the honor of a sheet metal burial... Tin please :)

[sinnamongirl]

Ooh, that's exciting! Wonder what sort of deathly plague will be unleashed?

[violet_tigress1]

Wait- you said coffin, not huge box. Right?