Old Farts!

[mad_teddy_girl]

There are just too many damn old farts in this school I go to in Cerritos. They need to get some nooky. This crotchety old grey haired hag had to have a go at me after I announced that I had brought a giant tray filled with chocolate chip cookies. I thought it would be nice for Tiffany's class since she gave me my two certficates today to kind

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[misstayvapinup]

Haha, I just laughed out loud with the "crotchety old hag" bit... completely sounds like me.

Hell, the whole post is funny.

I've said worse, though. This old woman was being a right cunt one day in the bank... trying to shove me out of the way and cut in line. I was already mad because I had gone to the merchant's window (I was making a deposit for my mom's business) and they denied me, told me they were closed. The line was very long, and I had somewhere to be! So yeah, this old lady was doing this... and when I was first in queue, she completely just pushed me aside and went in front of me. Mind you, she was originally two people behind me. The teller and the other people said nothing... except me!
I proceeded to call her a "right-ass old cunt" in front of everybody, and my voice boomed through the bank because they have vaulted ceilings.
Is that mean??? Haha... If she would have asked, I would have let her go in front of me. Bitter old farts...

[mad_teddy_girl]

No that's not mean, she deserved that and she knew what she was doing, thinking that nobody would be disrespectful of a "sweet old dear", poor ol' granny can't do no wrong, har! har!, more like the granny from hell.

[mojo_navigator]

Nuthin' more annoying than miserable old gits telling you how much they know about life . And the funny thing is, the old ppl who really DO know about life rarely brag about it. It's only the ones who've spent 45 years sitting in front of the tv eating bon-bons who berate the younger generation

[mad_teddy_girl]

that's the way it seems to be and she did tell me about how she got so fat and found out she had to lose weight or die, ha, no more bon bons for her she oughta be on her bike.