14. You own brown chords, I own brown chords. Let's get married. (you're already a number, I just realised.(
15. When my band gets it's shit together, you have to come hear us play. Then we'll talk about Dayjams and how crappy our band was. Love you <3333
16. You're pretty hot, but a little weird. Too bad you're like...35.
17. I used to really like you, but thanks to your huge ego and your obnoxious "morals," it never worked out. I wasted pages of my journal on you.
18. I remember you from elementary school. You were fun to hang around, and I used to pray for you everytime someone was mean to you.
19. Known you since the playground days, girly-girl. Let's get out band rockin', yo.
20. By hook or by crook, I'm the last one to sign my name in your autograph book....whoever you are who taught me that, I've never forgotten it. weird.