Dear Diary: Jackpot!

[madalvilda]

Today I learned from a guy with no front teeth that not only does Alice Cooper still live in phoenix, but he owns a bar here called Cooperstown. And sometimes you'll catch him playing golf at the Biltmore (whose umbrella I stole).
And then I rolled dice with a bum.
I'M GOING TO ALICE COOPER'S BAR!

Comments

[banzaikerri]

Dear Ashley's Diary,

Please tell Ashley that she appears to be leading quite the exciting life, and that Macomb misses her merriness.

Also, tell her that I miss her as a neighbor!

Thank you,

Kerri E. Hacker

[banzaikerri]

P.S. Also tell Ashley Happy Valentine's Day (a little early in central time, but she's in AZ so it's okay)! I can't wait to see what wonderful DVDs Joe has stolen for me. I hope shes gets the equivalent of a really good blowjob.