Ok I shall be updating properly when my dizzy head goes away (preasure heads gotta love them) and I have cleaned my sty.. I mean room so that could be months, needless to say I am still alive and all about the memes today!
Meme 1
1.Where is your cell phone?
ummm pass. It is probably in my bedroom at the moment so I guess that means its lost until I do some tidying, I reall should I think my ipod is in there as well!.
2. Your significant other?
Tom, he is a sleepy tom at the moment but that’s a good sign, if he is asleep he is sleeping! This can only be a good thing!
3. Your hair?
Big Poofy and in need of re-dying. As soon as I have pennies its own to boots I go!
4. Your mother?
Is Gillian, she is a midwife and a lovely lady and when we all go out she is the life and soul of the party! Apparently I look like her.
5. Your father?
I look like him too, he has little man syndrome and he loves west ham!! My mum and dad are the bestest!
6. Your favorite [sic] thing?
Item yes, not favourite sick thing… well my favourite thing is umm im not quite sure I love my computer, and my bed, there isn’t one item that souly means the earth to me, after all they are just items, I would be miffed if I lost my Rupert, he is a seems-horse cuddly toy which I brought on a whim for a fiver, I don’t think I could ever get one again because he was a reject, likewise I don’t think I could get a lot of my DVDs or books again but they don’t mean so much to call them my favourite! My favourite thing is tom, if you can call him a thing!
7. Your dream last night?
You know I don’t remember and that’s odd because I normally remember the lot!.
8. Your favourite drink?
Non-alcoholic, lime juice. Alcoholic is baileys, though I have cut down an awful lot recently
9. Your dream/goal?
I have far too many dreams mostly they are unobtainable, my thing at the moment would be getting a grant and me and tom opening a petting zoo, how lovely would that be??
10. The room you're in?
front room at the computer desk
11. Your ex?
Dave, don’t really chat to him much, im civil now though and that’s the main thing
12. Your fear?
I don’t have fears like spiders or that kind of stuff, mine is death, which is probably the most silly things of all because I really fear the inevitavble!.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?
Happy, content and rolling in money
14. Where were you last night?
Home, in front of the computer doing pretty much what im doing now, playing on youtube and face book with msn on.
15. What you're not?
normal!
16. Muffins?
Are they from the muffin man?
17. One of your wish list items?
I have too many wishes for just one
18. Where you grew up?
Gnosall, a little village outside stafford.
19. The last thing you did?
Today, had a ciggie
20. What are you wearing?
boys eat boogers red tee shirt and some canvas trousers
21. Your TV?
Is spammy at the moment!
22. Your pets?
They are the house hold pets, but 2 cats weenie and obsidian, 2 chipmunks tammy and tawnie, and 3 guinea-pigs rosie syrup and treacle
23. Your computer?
is my baby, it’s a plague pit but I loves it
24. Your life?
is my own.
25. Your mood?
Spacy its all good!.
26. Missing someone?
At the moment no.
27. Your house?
messy and sty like!.
28. Something you're not wearing?
Im not wearing underwear!
29. Favourite Store?
At the moment the pound shop!
30. Your summer?
My summer seems to have started out like the crappest summer ever. But its gathering time soon so it has to be better
32. Your favorite color?
Purple, I am purple girl Peeeeyow!
33. Last time you laughed?
I have been smirking all morning over various things but the last time I had a chuckle properly was watching whos line is it anyway on youtube and the bald spot song was on, it was the line “your bald spot is not like mine yours reflects lasers!”.
34. Last time you cried?
Propper wailing I am unsure!.
35. Who will re-post this?
Well not many as they have already poated it
And meme 2…
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Sid James, yak yak yak yak yak!
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
2 one in mine and toms room one in the main room.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right or left handed?
Right handed,
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
teeheehee, well my earlobe swallowed an ear-ring and I had to get that out!
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Pepsi post mix box, bastard are heavy
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
no actually I haven’t.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No I have a terrible fear of death I would rather it come quickly and me not know till Its too late..
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I would change it to something less boring than amy, my mother wanted to call me Amelia. I kind of like that!
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Black, or purple, though I have been told a turquoise works as well!
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes. Lets leave it at that
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for £100?
yes of course,
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for £200,000?
Oh no I need my fingers
Q. Would you never blog again for £50,000?
Yeah its not like I write about interesting things and I need the money!
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for £250,000?
Well yes I would, but I don’t know many people who would read the magazine!
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for £1,000?
That’s a dumb question of course I would, I may be ill but I would be £1000 richer!
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for £1,000,000?
Without fear of punishment, you mean I could get away with it with no repacussion, I guess I might it would all depend on the human life involved.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Patrick.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
No, I brought it on a whim cheaply and it’s a little slow, there are some good bits in it but as a film it’s a little dire
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carpets
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand in the shower, I don’t think many people sit in the shower, unless they have the showers with chairs
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
4
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Stu, it was a text to say im in town
Q: Last person who called you?
The bank!
Q: Person you hugged?
I hug loads of people, the last person was tom, .
FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
5
Q: Season?
Autumn its so colourful and its all about snuggling by a fire and the romanticism
Q: Colour?
Purple
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Not any more, I think I see all my friends and that’s a good thing
Q: Mood?
Spacy
Q: Listening to?
Family guy clips on youtube.
Q: Watching?
Ummm see above .
Q: Worrying about?
Money, other peoples problems, and how to punch some one in the glands
Q: Wearing?
A david and goliath tee shirt and canvas trews
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
The toilet! Then the computer,
Q: What can you not wait to do?
To be brutally honest, I cant wait for tom to get up clean the bedroom, because I need to clean.. in fact I’m full of clean!!
Q: Do you smile often?
Yeah more and more now
Q: Are you a friendly person?
ask my friends
Love to all of you in LJ land
Madam A!