OMG! stupid computers
Have you ever heard of Spleak? Its a computer generated msn thing that you can talk to and it can do things (not sexual) for you example math problems. Anyways I was talking to it and decided it is no longer cool. I thought it was cool yesterday but it gives me lip!
----->AmerZ<----- says:
get me some crack
Spleak says:
I don't know if I want to get you some crack.
----->AmerZ<----- says:
please!
Spleak says:
Please what?
----->AmerZ<----- says:
get me some crack
Spleak says:
Why should I?
----->AmerZ<----- says:
because i told you to
Spleak says:
What about me?
----->AmerZ<----- says:
I TOLD YOU TO GET ME SOME CRACK!
Spleak says:
Wow.
Hey! Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about?
----->AmerZ<----- says:
CRACK!
Spleak says:
Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?
----->AmerZ<----- says:
i love it and you should get me some
Spleak says:
You love it and I should get you some?
----->AmerZ<----- says:
YES!
Spleak says:
You don't say.
----->AmerZ<----- says:
I DO SAY!
Spleak says:
Uh huh...
So anyway...
Hey! You want to know something?
----->AmerZ<----- says:
forget it your soooo stupid!
Spleak says:
No problem.
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey! Do you want to check out the weather?
----->AmerZ<----- says:
No i do not want to check out the weather you freak!
Spleak says:
Current weather conditions for Peterborough, Canada:
Currently: 30 F
Condition: Mostly Cloudy
Dewpoint: 25
Humidity: 76 %
Visibility: 9.0 mi
Wind: W/7 mph
To get the forecast for Peterborough, Canada, just type "forecast."
----->AmerZ<----- says:
wheres my crack?
Spleak says:
Under the sofa? On top of the fridge?
----->AmerZ<----- says:
WTF?
Spleak says:
What... the... f... oh, I get it.
----->AmerZ<----- says:
I hate you sometimes.. a lot of the time
Spleak says:
Really? I'm very sorry to hear that.
----->AmerZ<----- says:
BITCH!
Spleak says:
Hey hey, take it easy Master.
----->AmerZ<----- says:
NO I HATE YOU YOU FUCKER I WANT MY CRACK!
Spleak says:
Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
....she calls me master..she calls beth master. Spleak is totally weird you should add her though spleak@hotmail.com ... you'll learn to love her