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[madamebatolli]

In what reality does having oral sex not count as cheating? I might laugh at the absurdity if I didn't feel so murderous right now.

Comments

[roseisrain]

Oh my god WHAT.

Although, I've heard worse in the "it's not cheating" excuse book.

[madamebatolli]

Apparently, "it's not real sex".

[sarabella]

WTF? That is fucked. the hell. up. -_- Who the fuck would say that? A Douchebag. That's who. -_-

[madamebatolli]

Yeah. I was aware he was a fucking bastard, but I wasn't quite aware of the extent of his fucking bastardry. Guess that'll teach me, huh?

[ex_vermilion606]

That sounds like male mentality, that's whut.

Same shit, different hole. Gawdz.

[madamebatolli]

Agreed. I don't care what the fucker says, it's still sex. The clue is in the fucking name.

[madamebatolli]

Didn't you get the memo, MT? It only counts if the cock goes somewhere below the waist, silly! Anything above that is just a bit of fun!

[asanra]

... So... what is it then? I could have swore they put the "sex" part in there for a reason... and I am pretty sure that any sort of "sex' constitutes as cheating, yes? yes