1. Stumble out of bed after realizing that you have a phone interview to conduct with Greg McKeller, AMS Information Officer, in two minutes ago ( Read more... )

1. Today was the best day ever. It involved the following ( Read more... )

Twenty reasons I feel happy today (yup, twenty...I have that much time on my hands right now ( Read more... )

This morning I woke up, I called my sister from the phone I keep next to my bed for such occasions, and then I made toast with soy cream cheese, a tofu dog, and fruit salad, and prepared to have some lovely "Katie Morning Time Doing the Crossword Puzzle" as opposed to "Katie Eating Cereal at 730 and then going to do Yoga in a Handicapped Washroom ( Read more... )

Hot DAMN I am a fucking pimp.

I love quips. I am so funny. Okay, I am so in AWE of OutlAWS right now. That night was the bomb, yo. From dancing in skanky bar attire in Roommate's living room while 50-something men and their wives looked on, eating chicken wings and drinking white wine, to the triumphant toast and peanut butter at Denny's some 6 hours later. Sigh. A night to ( Read more... )

Terrorism. What's up with that? I was watching the news last night, whilst eating a bowl of apples and raisins and reading a book in my pajamas at around 1 AM, and I thought to myself: "how awesome that I am sitting on my white ass eating raisins while people all around the world are suffering, and it is being aired right before my very eyes, and I ( Read more... )

I can't sleep. I blame the caffeine in the Diet Coke that was practically forced down my throat at Brewster's tonight. I didn't order it. Swear to God ( Read more... )

Quelle journee, mon dieu! So much to write about, and so much time to procrastinate when this Drama paper needs to get written tonight. Pish-posh, as if. I have a new copy of 13 Going on 30 to watch in my pajamas, thank you very much, Professor Judith Fisher and your July 4th due-dates. Duh, July 4th is a holiday for alot of students at Queen's, ( Read more... )

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. Where did girlfriend go wrong in the head? I just saw the new music video. You know, the one where she sings a song meant to be empowering for women. In a pink bathing suit while she washes a car. Can I just ask...what the hell does washing a car in your bathing suit have to do with a) The Dukes of Hazzard, b) the song ( Read more... )