this episode begins with Diva being a destructive little shit
NATHAN: "That was her favorite Lalique vase. She said she wanted it at any cost. It seems she's not in any mood to cooperate."
AMSHEL: "Diva..."
I mean seriously
AMSHEL: "What do you truly wish for?"
DIVA: "Him. Him..."
Diva is all for keeping it in the family.
Julia is checking up on Diva's chillins:
JULIA: "The fetuses are growing well."
DIVA: "Call them babies. Ne, I wonder when they'll be born..."
DIVA: "My babies."
JULIA: "Well, hm...Judging from the state of the fetuses, in humans, I would say this is the eighth week of gestation. But in this case..."
AMSHEL: "Diva, this is all just the beginning. Do you understand?"
DIVA: "Yeah, but...These children...will be born soon."
AMSHEL: "We should get ready for the performance."
DIVA: "That's true."
[They leave, and Julia takes our her smokes]
Then, at a trailer, Diva is getting her hair did:
NATHAN: "Kai Miyagusuku is here?"
DIVA: "Indeed. I can sense it in my blood."
NATHAN: "Oh, how interesting. All of the players are here. It should make for a lively performance.
[outside the trailer, amshel speeds away to kick ass]
Later that evening, Kai is being useless:
KAI: "Is it going to start soon?"
AMSHEL: "Of course. The irrepressible bloodthirst is about to come."
KAI: "You!"
[Amshel grabs and twists his arm]
KAI: "Amshel Goldsmith..."
AMSHEL: "This is the second time we've seen each other since Siberia. Kai Miyagusuku."
KAI: "A Chevalier?"
AMSHEL: "How human indeed, to choose to use force in this situation. [Kai was drawing a gun] I am inviting you to Diva's place. It is what she wishes."
[So Kai, being smart as he is, goes]
oddly, he ain't pleased with what he sees
DIVA: "I've wanted to see you."
KAI: "See me?"
DIVA: "You don't seem too happy about it..."
KAI: "You...You killed Riku."
DIVA: "Riku lives within me."
KAI: "Don't fuck with me! That's just because you stole his appearance!"
DIVA: "It's true. Look, [she puts his hand on her stomach] the babies are right here."
they see me trollin', they hatin'
[Kai sits in silence because omgwtf crazy bitch?? Diva is reaching out to touch his head, but Nathan interrupts]
NATHAN: "Yoohoo~!"
not awkward
DIVA: "I know, Nathan. Didn't I tell you to always knock before entering?"
NATHAN: "Oh, yes, Sorry. Now, let's do a final check."
DIVA: "There's no need."
NATHAN: "You're so beautiful! You're radiant, just as always!"
DIVA: "You're embarassing me...Nathan...I'll be singing for Kai tonight."
NATHAN: "How wonderful! That's great!"
KAI: "I don't want it."
NATHAN: "Oh!"
So Diva sings, and everyone is blown away, because damn, shotagirl know how to sang. She leaves the stage to talk to Amshel, Nathan and Kai:
NATHAN: "Perfect!"
DIVA: "What did you think of my song?"
KAI: "Nothing at all."
DIVA: "Is there no way to tame you?"
AMSHEL: "Diva..."
DIVA: "I know, Amshel...This is something I should save for a special day. Ne, Kai...On that special day, I'd like you to be by my side. So become my Chevalier. Will you protect my children with Amshel and Nathan?"
KAI: "Who would?"
DIVA: "If you become a Chevalier, you can have children with Sister Saya. Doesn't that motivate you?"
KAI: "Shut up!"
Can't show this well, but in the instant he draws, Diva grabs the gun
DIVA: "Go ahead and shoot. You hate me, right?"
[Diva...I forget the term. She pushes back and loads it, basically before lowering the gun to her chest]
DIVA: "Just pull the trigger and drink my blood. If you do that, you can be with me. [She imitates Riku's voice here because she is a bitch] Isn't that right, Kai-niichan?"
KAI: "Riku..."
[Kai looks like he's considering it for a moment before tightening his hold on the trigger.]
DIVA: "Ne, hurry."
KAI: "I won't do as you say."
...adorable
KAI: "He would have wanted me to stay as I am!"
[Diva starts yelling--this is notable because this is the first time we've seen her angry and yelling]
DIVA: "That's terrible!"
[But then she's back to playful and mocking]
DIVA: "Well then, I'll just eat you."
[Diva smirks, but Saya appears and Diva and Co. ninja away]
DIVA: "Look! He really is my sister's precious prince."
SAYA: "Get back!"
KAI: "But..."
SAYA: "Hurry!"
[Saya rushes forward, but Amshel catches her easily and crushes her wrist]
KAI: "Shit...Make him stop!"
NATHAN: "Bravo!"
[Haji comes out of nowhere and Nathan bitchslaps him away. I am not even joking.]
NATHAN: "Your partner is me!"
HAJI: "Saya!"
AMSHEL: "How shall we proceed?"
DIVA: "Hm, I wonder...Kai's watching, too, so why not kill her?"
KAI: "Stop it! Stop it already!"
[Kai shoots, but Amshel catches the bullet in his hand no problem. Someone by the stage screams]
AMSHEL: "So it begins..."
People in the audience are turning into Chiroptera, so Diva goes to watch:
DIVA: "How wonderful!"
AMSHEL: "It still needs some adjustment."
SAYA: "Why would you do this?"
DIVA: "You should watch, too, Kai. It's too good to miss!"
KAI: "Shut up."
DIVA: "Amshel, I'm done with Sister Saya."
AMSHEL: "Yes. That's too bad...It's indeed a waste to extinguish these beautiful eyes, this light."
[Amshel nearly cracks her neck, but a dagger comes out of nowhere towards Diva]
so he catches it with his hand
DIVA: "Solomon..."
AMSHEL: "Not only have you left the ranks of Chevalier, but you've even pointed a blade at Diva as well?"
SOLOMON: "This is how I've chosen to live. I wish to live together with Saya. That is all I wish for."
NATHAN: "Solomon?"
HAJI: "Saya!"
SOLOMON: "Farewell, Diva. Farewell, Brother."
[and solomon flies off into the night with saya or some shit]
AMSHEL: "Shall I chase them?"
DIVA: "Forget it. Everyone is saying Sister Saya this, Sister Saya that. It's really disappointing. Let's go home, Amshel."
AMSHEL: "Is that all right?"
DIVA: "Yes, it's fine. I have these children, after all."
[Haji kicks Nathan into a trailer, and this is just adorable]