Mercy's eyes are blue

[madameviking]

I think that this summer, I'd like to be a mysterious, willowy, silent figure that haunts the shelves of public libraries. I shall come back every day, always appearing to be in a thorough search for something very particular and imperative, growing more hollow-eyed every day that I do not find it. If any library staff asks me if they can be of

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[lark57]

OR (and this is just a suggestion) we can be wild and crazy and drunk...all the time.

[madameviking]

Hey, good idea. And then we can get arrested for indecent exposure!

[lark57]

oh i wasn't even gonna mention that, but of course.

[tobyeventer]

hehe. for some reason this reminds me vageuly of last night. Josh, Joanna, Geoffrey and I scattered a bunch of sex books around the religion section at Borders. Basically it was like JESUS OUR SAVOIR and then 4000 WAYS TO PLEASURE YOUR MAN.

oh yes.

[abashag]

I keep thinking of the poor 76 year old pious lady who is going to learn how to TICKLE YOUR MAN"S PICKLE inside of WHAT JESUS WANTS YOU TO DO.

[madameviking]

I heart you, Josh.

[madameviking]

Hahahaha. Such a good idea. I'm proud of you guys.

[madameviking]

Hurrah! I can't wait!

[vueloalto]

OR...

You can live in my basement, and come upstairs to stare at me every night.

I'll feed you every once and a while. I promise.

[madameviking]

Ooooooooh. That would also be excellent. It would be like practicing for next year when I also stare at you every night.

[beigekhakis]

hi

[madameviking]

Hi?

[beigekhakis]

I saw some stuff you'd written, thought I would say Hello.