"turn right at the bean curd shop", or "directions in the most advanced city on earth"

[madamewoo]

Japan is the most technologically advanced country on earth (Onion article: Earthquake sets Japan back to 2147, yet maps of anything in Tokyo contain roly-poly directions like "turn left at the tofu shop", and "it's right next to the guy with the big fish

Comments

[moomlyn]

I blink, and now you're in Tokyo?

[swestrup]

Then stop blinking! Do it again, and she could end up on Mars!

[swestrup]

So, where on this map are you?