i just found out that the lead singer of Gorillaz is Damon Albarn, the lead singer of Blur. i cant believe i didnt notice that before. its soo obvious now.

If you people havent watched The Mind of Mencia on comedy central yet, then you should be put to death. Carlos Mencia is the funniest man alive..almost.

This is what i want for my birthday or christmas (yes i know its far away, but ill probaly forget about it):

20 or more bottles of Heinz Ketchup from Canada. Key word here kids is CANADA, not american Heinz ketchup. Heinze Ketchup in canada tastes 155% better then the heinz ketchup we have here. Thats all i want for now.

im the master at scheduling classes around my work schedule perfectly so i can still work 40+ hours a week. and the only think i love about my job is that i can do my homework at work. so this should work out perfectly. class schedule is as follows ( Read more... )

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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So i just got interviewed by 5 people...yes 5 people. i swear to god i almost had a heart attack when i walked in that room. its probaly easier to get into fucking ford.

soo just got back from the dr. changed my bc. and if anyone is on the patch..you may want to get off it. my dr. told me she found out some really bad things about it..soo bad that she took all her patients off it and wont prescribe it anymore. apparently it causes strokes in women exspecially if you are doing cardio. along with some other things. ( Read more... )

I left 53 bank because they are morons and here is your proof ( Read more... )

i made some pizza casserole yesterday and it was the bomb. i am no longer using hamburger in my cooking. it disgust me, its always so greasy and bloody. ive decided to replace it with ground turkey which i now use in place of all hamburger. turkey is much better for you, it only has about 7 grams of fat compared to hamburgers 28 and its not greasy ( Read more... )

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