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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke ( Read more... )

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Anarchism
83%
Democrat
75%
Green
58%
Republican
50%
Fascism
50%
Socialist
33%
Communism
17%
Nazi
8%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Tom had been in the boot-leg liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his makin' and runnin' moonshine and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from humanity as possible. He sees only the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so, of almost ( Read more... )

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I was just thinking about postign the top half, but thought I would post it all..... The management must be run a woman;) lol ( Read more... )

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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul ( Read more... )

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night of his office Christmas party. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose ( Read more... )

happy Belated brithday goes out to ambersmystique!  I didn't forget about you!  I was out of town for the day and realized that I didn;t update my LJ before I left!  I hope you had a good one!