pirates, cont'd
and on another note
Why is it that I found Will to be about 500 thousand times hotter at the end of the movie than... ever? Is it the bandana and scar at the very end? Possibly. Is it the HOMG WE ARE GOING TO DIE, LET'S GET HITCHED epiphany he had? Maybe. I'm a hopeless romantic and stuff like this always gets me. Is it because I'm a giant sap? Probably. But why him? Why, after having images of Orlando Bloom plastered across various media outlets for years now, I'm suddenly strangely drawn to him?
Could this be like the phase I went through after seing Jackass: Number Two where I thought that Bam Margera was the hottest thing on two feet?
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT ELIZABETH AND WILL'S BABY? WTF WTF WTF I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED TO SEE WHAT WAS AFTER THE CREDITS! SOMEONE FILL ME IN ABOUT THIS IF YOU'VE SEEN IT BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS AGAIN JUST FOR FIVE SECONDS OF MISSED FILM!
Why is it that I found Will to be about 500 thousand times hotter at the end of the movie than... ever? Is it the bandana and scar at the very end? Possibly. Is it the HOMG WE ARE GOING TO DIE, LET'S GET HITCHED epiphany he had? Maybe. I'm a hopeless romantic and stuff like this always gets me. Is it because I'm a giant sap? Probably. But why him? Why, after having images of Orlando Bloom plastered across various media outlets for years now, I'm suddenly strangely drawn to him?
Could this be like the phase I went through after seing Jackass: Number Two where I thought that Bam Margera was the hottest thing on two feet?
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT ELIZABETH AND WILL'S BABY? WTF WTF WTF I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED TO SEE WHAT WAS AFTER THE CREDITS! SOMEONE FILL ME IN ABOUT THIS IF YOU'VE SEEN IT BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS AGAIN JUST FOR FIVE SECONDS OF MISSED FILM!