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[madblackblood]

Well, well, well. Look what I found in Knockturn Alley last evening, going about my business.

Comments

[wearecowboys]

The two photos on the left and right hardly do your face any justice.

[madblackblood]

No, I suppose it doesn't. But I can hardly be picky about these things.

[wearecowboys]

I suppose. So, a "Death Eater", are you?

[madblackblood]

Indeed I am, and one of the most trusted of all of them.

[material_guy]

They should've contracted Prussia 'n me to do a better artistic render. Our tour's over, but we could do a come-back or charity pieces from time to time.

[madblackblood]

I can't imagine why no one would commission either of you.

Also, they're photos, you buffoon.

[material_guy]

I can't tell if the side shots are you or a deranged black poodle with rabies. They'd get more detail out with a drawing, if that's the best photo quality your world makes.

[madblackblood]

I can't help what photos they take. And I would like to see how your hair would hold up in Azkaban.

[east_darkhorse]

I only see a rat nest.

Wait no...it's your hair.

[madblackblood]

How funny, since when I look at your icon, all I see is a tiny mouse squeaking for attention.

[east_darkhorse]

That would be Gilbird. You don't know much about biology, right' that is a bird. Most awesome animals ever.

[madblackblood]

No, I mean the ugly critter the bird's sitting on, idiot.

[changerofwilds]

That's not going to help those fools.

[madblackblood]

No. It won't. But it's nice to see that I'm feared.

[changerofwilds]

Of course. Fear is a powerful weapon.

[madblackblood]

That it is. And with the word out about my Lord's return, it's wise indeed to make sure everyone is very very afraid.

[little_nutmeg]

A little monotone, don't you think? You should color it in.

[madblackblood]

That's just how they make them. It's the same for the others' posters as well.