The Mac Pro gave me an orgasm.

Now /that's/ an exciting hardware feature.

In much the same way that I'd do Shelby Woo, I'd sack Alex Mack.

I used to love Ghostbusters so much.

Does a superhero called Nudist Man not get a costume? If so, how to people know he's a superhero? If he wears a costume, does he lose his powers ( Read more... )

Y'know, odds are, if you've ever used the term "sheeple", you're a jack off.

It's midnight and I'm dead tired.

See You tomorrow. Glad to have Y'back.

Very glad.

Man, is Faye a bitch.

What are some really cool t-shirts to buy online?

Besides WWBD from Dr. McNinja, and the I Heart Shotgunning Zombies?

I wonder if people who are angry, sullen and withdrawn are practicing self-defense.

Yesterday a black bear cub ran out in front of my truck on route 211 just outside of Luray near Skyline Drive ( Read more... )

I really, really hate poison ivy.