Josh's Late Night Procrastination

[madcapheathen]

It's 5:37 in the AM and I'd really rather not do the lab report due in eight and a half hours.

To my collegiate friends: are your dorms filled with douchebags who put popcorn in the microwave for ten minutes, setting off a fire alarm at three in the goddamn morning? 'Cause the ones here are.

Comments

[thrubeingme]

yes! same thing happened in my dorm not too long ago. luckily, i wasn't here that night and my roomie didn't evacuate anyways.

[graciasalvia]

we dont have popcorn problems...we had a genious (in the honors complex) who tried to make cookies in the microwave once. then there was the super genious who decided it would be a good idea to pull the fire extinguisher off the wall and spray the crap all over the place. thus causing everyone to evacuate and i was doing laundry so i had on shorts, t-shirt and slippers, my hair was wet and yep...it was snowing! we were out of the building for an HOUR! dumbasses

[chrysochoma]

oh yeah, all the time...popcorn, pizza, cookies, soup, coffee, plastic...we've had it all. luckily(or unluckily depending on how you look at it), my roommates and i live on the third floor and it doesnt usually get checked to see if we evacuated so in case of a fire at inopportune times, we lock the door and pretend to be asleep.

[consrvtve_rebel]

I suppose my comment on this is needless.

[kuragarijoushou]

Fish A isn't effected by the stupidity...