My friends call me names

[madcow23sg]

In the past 20 days I've been called meat-eating-gnome and a hobbit. I've been accused of hording chicken parts, conscriping private (allegedly unwilling) chauffeurs, and being high-maintenance. Listen "friends," I can't even spell chauffeur!! I had to look it up on dictionary.com, for crying outloud. It's like French or something

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[cswallow]

This was a hilarious post.