I've been increasingly tense, stressed out, upset, dreading today more and more over the last week ( Read more... )

http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-wallace14-2008sep14,0,246155.story

"David Foster Wallace, the novelist, essayist and humorist best known for his 1996 novel "Infinite Jest," was found dead Friday night at his home in Claremont, according to the Claremont Police Department. He was 46 ( Read more... )

"I am not a Mccain supporter but if Obama wins we have babies being murdered and be over run with gay marriage, then maybe you cab marry your dog and who knows what else,and the rich will have to give their earned money to the poor. It will be communist Russia before too long so as you put it, consider that! I can't vote for either in good ( Read more... )

and sometimes it takes me in circles. And sometimes it just depresses me. Something spurred me to do another search real quick to see if I could find any pertinent information on my very very uniquely named grandfather ( Read more... )

If you regularly find yourself using words like "Winblows" or putting the dollar sign in "M$" you are an enormous dipshit ( Read more... )

I just had to look up which of the axes on a graph is the X and which is the Y. Chart making is 80% of the my livelihood (or so it seems sometimes). This would be like a butcher having to look up where the "loin" was or instructions on how to butterfly a chicken breast.

man, that's deep...

"My love for you won't last for one day.
My love for you will last for two."

Him: remind me - not that you'll need me to - but remind me how much I love you.
Me: Heh, I think you left out a word.
Him: *got = wish
Him: Several
Me: Alright well now I'm just confused
Him: Ok- several
Me: I'll just ask tomorrow I guess
Him: Npoooooooooo
Me: uh oookay
Him: Hooooooooolly
Me: Yes?

Him: :) la la la la la ( Read more... )

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits."

r.i.p. Carlin.

How else would I have learned the word "Scumpulescent"?