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by limitedbythesky
maddox_dixon's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 10% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 07:32:56 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 08:56:48 PM
Alco Money! : $ 219
Guests of Honour
rosalind_alleyn is a disgusting Fundementalist Christian. rosalind_alleyn decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
alex_varian is a fanciful Atheist and a newbie boozer. alex_varian drank 3 Gins, 6 Everclears.
bewitched_sam_ is a resentful Buddhist and a tubthumping lunatic. bewitched_sam_ drank 5 Sherrys.
_erinelizabeth is a crestfallen Buddhist. _erinelizabeth drank 10 Tequilas.
lalalogan is an evil Hindu who once wrote 'If You Come Down My Chimney Again I Shall Tear Your Furry Balls Off' in a letter to Santa. lalalogan drank 3 Sherrys, 2 Bloody Marys, 1 Kahlua.
haiiro_na_ryuu is a good-natured Atheist. haiiro_na_ryuu drank 4 White Russians.
alex_departie is a bummed out Agnostic. alex_departie drank 2 Pernods, 1 Vermouth, 1 Aftershock, 1 Vermouth.
candleschildren is a cast down Hindu and the worlds worst would-be bar manager. candleschildren drank 3 Stouts, 2 Champagnes, 1 Vodka, 1 Rum.
cassanovaluke is a loathsome Hindu and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler who enjoys biting the heads off seagulls in front of children. cassanovaluke drank 1 Everclear, 5 White Wines.
maddox_dixon is a malevolent Fundementalist Christian and a newbie drinker. maddox_dixon decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Sick!
You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area - alex_varian, _erinelizabeth
Fights
alex_varian persisted to shout 'There is no God, you daft hairy bastard!' all night at maddox_dixon which led to the Christian losing control who ended up continually banging their own head off the bathroom door for half an hour.
Lovers
It was to everyones surprise that by the end of the evening alex_varian and candleschildren were kissing the face off each other like two deranged love hounds.
The Drunkest
_erinelizabeth has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.
Random Events
According to _erinelizabeth you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.
Oh the powers of persusasion! candleschildren managed to convince a less than sober _erinelizabeth that the milkman had run away with their dentures. _erinelizabeth began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!
alex_varian and lalalogan fought all night after lalalogan whipped out a picture
of alex_varian's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. alex_departie wet themselves amidst the hysteria.
Happy New Year!
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