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From the minds of your furry children
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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday
I broke my normally cacooning mode and left the house by myself on Sunday. I went to Haygood Skating center and watched the Dominion Derby Girls strut their stuff. I was supposed to meet up with some friends but the place was so packed that it was hard to find anyone. Thankfully, Ms. V was working her music magic so I wasn't completely alone ( Read more... ) -
The world's shortest fairy tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The end.
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FWD: Perspective
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind ( Read more... ) -
BEST IRISH JOKE EVER
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said ( Read more... ) -
The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women
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3 dead men...
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened ( Read more... ) -
Small towns...
Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this ( Read more... ) -
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS ( Read more... ) -
The Church Organist
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all ( Read more... )