Things that are ruining the world:
The Cheetah Girls

that's all I can think of, actually.
Oh and the fact that when Anna Nicole Smith dies the world wants to buy her dirty underwear and when Kurt Vonnegut dies you hardly hear a thing about it.

Then there's something so wrong yet somehow so beautifully right: Flavor of Love and every spin-off it

So this guy painted an awesome mural on the wall next to spiderhouse... and it had all of these amazing references like kodos (or kang, hard to tell which) from the simpsons and nightmare before christmas and the little cloud guy from the rejected cartoons video and one flew over the coocoo's nest and star wars and holy grail and howel's moving ( Read more... )

I'm not even kidding, if you look on wikipedia, this is Akon's full name:

Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

The Lu Lu Lu is really what gets me.

I just  woke up from a nightmare. I was in a very lifelike version of my exact room, lying in bed trying to sleep but  I kept being dragged up by my hands to standing position... and whenever I tried to lay still I just kept being moved and messed with, and when I looked in my closet there was a freaky girl who yelled at me saying she was doing it ( Read more... )

"The Frog Princess is an animated film currently in development by Walt Disney Feature Animation. It will be the first traditionally animated (2-D) feature film in Disney's animated features canon since 2004's Home on the Range. 
The film will be an American fairy tale musical set in New Orleans during the 1920s Jazz Age, and the leading character, ( Read more... )

I started my first day at Giss's today and Ashley freaking Hardy was my little happy angel. Without her it would have been horrible Schlotzsky's training all over again. I'll be glad to finally have my own hard earned money again ( Read more... )

On the "I'm Really Sick And Can't Eat" diet, I lost 8 pounds super fast!

No really, I did. I am so hungry. I want to eat. Achoo.

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I understand why they say High School never ends

This is a message for every zales, de beers, kay jewelers, whitmans chocolate, hallmark, pajama care package (???), victoria's secret and any other ads coming on right now...

FUCK YOU.

Every kiss does NOT begin with Kay. Maybe you don't realize how shallow that is, but it's the same as saying a woman will only love you if you buy her a new expensive ( Read more... )