TMI Alert
Right, so Mr. and I are trying to get pregnant.
We do our thing and I'm laying on my back with two pillos and some tissues under my butt, trying to help the little swimmers along with gravity.
Did I mention that we're remodeling the house and everything is dusty?
So yeah, I let out a sneeze. Not a dainty little girly ah-choo., no it was an old man "Holy Crap Was There an Explostion?" sneeze. We're talking full body muscle spasms.
It was like my bottom half became a freaking canon. It was everywhere. My legs, the bed, the floor, the wall, Mr... LOL It looked like a bad movie murder scene except in white.
So now I'm going to spend the day trying to get protein stains out of the linens and carpet. Hurray for Oxy-Clean?