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[made_this_town]

My name is Spades Slick, and I am secretly a pretty ballerina who loves puppies and kittens. I sew daisies on to pillow covers and love to play games for girls! I don't know why I'm telling you all this, I just decided to shout all my stupid fucking secrets into the phone for no reason. Also I'm a communist, even though I don't know what that is,

Comments

in person

[adropofjupiter]

Who the hell do you think it is? I'm the only other non-drone here. 'Mom' sure as hell didn't drink it, and it's not like anyone would come here with your sparkling personality.

Now, if you buy me some since this stupid place doesn't let me buy it myself, I'll leave yours alone.

[Marisa crosses her arms and leans against the door frame.]

[made_this_town]

You must be the new kid. The drones weren't so fuckin' mouthy.

That's a fair deal. Allow me to present my rebuttal: fuck you a thousand times over, go die in a fire, touch my stashes again and I run you over with the car. There, rebuttal over.

[adropofjupiter]

Yeah I am. Marisa Kirisame - witch.

Now, if you don't buy me my own, I will continue to drink yours regardless of your threats. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble by just buying me my own. This damn drinking age thing is a pain in the butt.

[made_this_town]

Bitch, more like. Huge one. Bluh bluh. Etc.

Hang on, I just had the best idea. I think what I'm gonna do is, actually, not buy you shit, and instead I'm just gonna kill you the moment you lay a finger on my booze. How's that work? Fair trade? I think that's fair.

[fearcutsdeeper]

I didn't want to shout all my stupid secrets into the phone. And I didn't decide to either.

[made_this_town]

Wah wah wah. Excuses are like assholes, kid. Everybody's got one, and they're both full of shit.