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made_this_town

vii.

Oct 09, 2011 00:03

[Just in case you needed any further proof that the shadowy forces running Mayfield are, in fact, completely out of their minds, this just happened. After putting it off as long as he could before deciding playing along was a damn sight better than being droned, Spades Slick finally trudges over to the station to pick up the uniform for his new ( Read more... )

they hatin, this is not what fireman means, arson for breakfast, they see me rollin, dalmatian fancy

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8:40 AM crusthatecean October 9 2011, 18:08:05 UTC

[No, stopping this heinous crime from occurring.]

What the heinous pus dripping fuck do you think you're doing?

made_this_town October 9 2011, 22:14:18 UTC

My job, asshole. Look, I don't like it any more than you do, okay? But they want me to set fires, who the hell am I to say no?

later that afternoon; pretend he's human in this icon for me!!! cueballer October 9 2011, 21:01:46 UTC

[Okay see, normally he wouldn't really care about Slick being...well Slick. Even if a cat is involve.

But that tree Slick is preparing to cut down? It's right next to Scratch's house. And if it falls.........

Well lets just say Scratch isn't going to let it fall!]

Slick. Slick, stop revving that chainsaw at once!

made_this_town October 9 2011, 22:15:49 UTC

[Oh shit, this is Doc Scratch's house? Slick hadn't known that; if he had, he never would have taken a chainsaw to the tree like this. Now that he knows, it's certainly time to fix matters.

Slick adjusts himself to the left a bit, just to make absolutely sure the tree will fall on Scratch's house and also preferably Scratch. There we go! TUG TUG TUG REV REV REV....]

cueballer October 9 2011, 22:33:52 UTC

[Scratch notices that easily and quickly teleports over toward Slick's side. He'll speak rather calmly, despite the looming threat of the tree.]

Slick, I'm rather disappointed. You have been nothing but discourteous toward me, from the moment we met face to face. I invited you into my home and gave you scottie dogs and you just keep trying to burn down or destroy my property. Must you be so barbaric?

made_this_town October 10 2011, 01:53:42 UTC

[Slick stops revving the chainsaw long enough to glare at Scratch.] You think I'm stupid, cueball? Your Felt boys attacked my pads. Those green dipshits never would've made it as far as they did unless they had someone with brains telling them what to do. You can give me all the candy in the world and be as polite as you want, but as long as you work for that son of a bitch English, we ain't motherfuckin' friends.

Now go away so I can demolish your house.

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8:40 AM viridian_knight October 9 2011, 23:11:50 UTC

[Oh my god what is this is this his life?

Yes. Yes it is. It's time to meet one of your fellow firemen, Slick.

Hal comes charging across the lawn, his open turnout coat flapping like the wings of some great bird. This is what he gets for being late to work.]

NO NO NO NO NO STOP!

made_this_town October 10 2011, 01:55:19 UTC

[Oh look, it is another dipshit crazy human. What a shock.]

What. [Slick snarls the word, and does not in any way stop searching for his matches.]

viridian_knight October 10 2011, 03:55:36 UTC

[He could smell the gasoline almost down the block, and he's hard pressed not to tackle Slick to the yard, consequences be damned.]

What the fuck do you think you're doing?

made_this_town October 10 2011, 11:59:29 UTC

Setting this house on fire, what does it look like. Are all you humans this fuckin' stupid?

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8:40 am inthenertz October 9 2011, 23:27:34 UTC

[BM is going to stop, leave, then come back shortly later.

Offers the guy a stick with a lump of suspicious looking raw meat.

He's got one of his own, too.]

made_this_town October 10 2011, 01:58:21 UTC

[Who is this weird human and why does he smell so bad? God Slick hates these people. At least this one isn't blabbering on about his shitty love problems, so Slick takes the stick without complaint and chews as he searches for more matches.]

inthenertz October 10 2011, 02:05:48 UTC

[Not going to say a word. Just snickers at the fire and chews on his meat.

Enjoying the show.]

firetruck prompt partytoastess October 10 2011, 05:01:45 UTC

[ Have a cheerful Nena screaming her head off from the side of the road.

If Spades Slick paid attention to her, she'd be shouting general barely comprehensible forms of praise, and encouragement to run other people over.

Isn't she just delightful? ]

made_this_town October 10 2011, 12:00:35 UTC

[CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOU and probably wouldn't care if he did. But hey, at least she isn't calling the cops on him, so that's a plus.]

partytoastess October 11 2011, 13:05:43 UTC

[ WHAT HOW CAN HE BE IGNORING HER.

NENA TRINITY DOESN'T LIKE BEING IGNORED.... >|

Cue her running after Spades Slick in a firetruck with all of her might that her tiny, 4'11" body can muster.

SHE CAN CATCH UP YOU A SPEEDING FIRETRUCK, RIGHT? ]