So. Last night was amazing. Transvestites were in abundance, the comments yelled at the screen were hilarious, and doing the time warp in the aisle made life worth living. Walking around a one-horse hick town like Annville at two a.m. with transvestites and women clad only in lingerie is for win. When I'm one of the most plain looking people ( Read more... )

Why anyone would devote themselves to God has always eluded me. Christianity, to me, seems a belief based on hypocrisy [thou shalt not kill, when the bible is riddled with murder], restriction [lists upon lists of things you are not permitted to do, apparently human nature is immoral and you're supposed to be better than that], and guilt. It ( Read more... )

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Went to a show tonite. It was probably the best thus far, because the crowd was better.
But at the moment my knee is killing me. I always have issues with it since I messed it up. But now not only is it painful, my calf is on fire. So sleep is out of the question.
Hoooly boredom.

Well this was a pleasant waste of time.

spoken in threes (11:16:21 PM): I love you ZillaZ

Bitches, you be jealous.

Today is my father's birthday.
It's kind of like the joke you never recover from.

You all heard about the port security issues. That we were going to hand it over to an Arab government that funded the Taliban for 9/11. Well that deal fell through. Guess who's getting the job now. No really, before you read on in your head make one guess. DOOO IT. Got one? Well it's going to Bush's good friends at Halliburton. No, I ( Read more... )

Soooo yeah ( Read more... )

So yeah. Today ( Read more... )