I just nuked some soup in a plastic container, and it ejaculated all over the microwave.

Okay, so I just got one of those sample things in the mail. It's Jarrah Sunset Selections - Butterscotch Schnapps flavour. I made it. I thought it would be good. It tastes like a warm, watery cowboy. Yuck.

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Madeleine and Jess' dictionary - Part II

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I'm really worried about you...

I love you...

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MITCHELL LOVES DYLAN AND THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED!

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