You cross a mystic eastern mind-body practice with a bunch of toddlers...

[madge_pastiche]

And you get  Mommy and Me Yoga. My new mom pal invited me and Ollie to go with her and Lilly, the fattest, cutest girl baby on the planet. And I swear, everyone who has a child should go do this. People who don't have kids should rent them and go. It is hilarious. It's yoga, get this, with children. Sounds benign enough, right? But the thing is?

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[max_ambiguity]

Next up, Dachshund and Me Tai Chi.

They call that "doga" at the place I go to.

[madge_pastiche]

Oh man. Do you do doja in a dojo? Hope so, Joe.

[agenthandy]

tee hee ... this is funny!

[madge_pastiche]

It was awesome.

[mammascro]

How about Piranha and Me Flower Arranging? Or Geriatric and Me Mosh Pit Dancing? The possibilities are endless....

[madge_pastiche]

Oh man! You are a genius! We should start a series of classes! We can offer them through the Learning Annex!

[picture_kept]

BWAHAHAHAHAH. That's awesome. And a little scary.

[madge_pastiche]

Lady, you have to go. It's totally fun. And really, it's not indicative of motherhood in general. It's just a really dumb idea that has somehow gotten cultural traction. Probably because it's funny.

hi?

[queenmomcat]

No, you don't know me, but I rather liked your "ants in my plants dance" entry on the gardening community, so I 'friended' you.

Re: hi?

[madge_pastiche]

Hi pal! I like your entries, too, and I'm also obsessed with peonies (and a cat), so I friended you too!

Re: hi?

[queenmomcat]

My cat is, alas, no longer with us; he died this January at the entirely respectable age of 16. The peonies are doing just fine though.

Re: hi?

[madge_pastiche]

Sorry to hear that! That is a long and respectable kitty life. I meant, though, that we make good pals because of our matching icons: your respectable cat and my disreputable one.