Twelve Easy Ways You Can Drive A Librarian To Drink

Oct 05, 2012 16:56

1. When she asks if you want your checkout receipt, ask her a question that has nothing to do with your receipt ( Read more... )

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aeriedraconia October 5 2012, 22:24:32 UTC
My grandma was the librarian but I'd be happy to go and kick these trolls on behalf of normal, book loving humans everywhere. >:(

P.S. You left out the trolls who:
13. Let their children slime all over the book and or tear pages.
14. Rip out whole pages or chapters because they can't be arsed to photocopy what they want.
15. Let their dogs pee on books (Yes, I found those books!)
16. Get snot all over the pages (yeah, I found that one too!)
17. And the trolls who eat food and get cheetos, red sauce, greasy fingerprints and other misc. spooge all over the pages.

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madkestrel October 5 2012, 22:40:27 UTC
*laughs*

We have a patron who lets her toddler chew on her library card the whole time they're choosing books, then puts the child on the counter and says, "Can you give the lady our card?"

YUCK!

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aeriedraconia October 6 2012, 00:06:08 UTC
*grin*

"Oh, excuse me, madam, while I don my Hazmat suit a get the long handled BBQ tongs."

Gross!

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