Soldier of the Empire? [video]

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[Utterly dismayed by this recent turn of events, a pale faced blond peers into his SFC seeking more than just answers. Sgt. Kefka Palazzo is seeking answers to cure this latest bit of malady. He already suspects that the enormous coral reef is to blame here, but beyond that Kefka knows nothing.]Ladies and gentlemen, lend me your ears

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[beforemagitek]

[Oh, Cloud. Do not tell an imperial soldier to chill.]

Chill? You expect me to "chill" in the moment of this identity crisis?!

Unless you're casting an ice spell, I'm not chilling!

[beforemagitek]

[D-Don't you dare, you rambunctious swine!]

Soon as in now or next week? I can't walk around like this! This is beyond embarrassing!

[eatingwings]

[ /snrk ]

[beforemagitek]

Not a word, little vampire! Not a word.

[eatingwings]

[ A rather wicked smirk. ]

Desigur, Kefka.
(Of course, Kefka.)

[beforemagitek]

[The jester will never be able to live this down, will he? *sob*]

How long do you think we're going to be stuck like this? I can't take a week of this! I just can't.

[ickyorders]

Man, do you look different. It suits you, at least.

[beforemagitek]

[W-What!? Excuse Kefka as he promptly spazzes out a bit. He hates this, he hates being normal. This is not fun! No powers, no powers...]

What the--you're that platypus guy! How come nothing happened to you?! This is your fault, isn't it? I knew it! This has to be your fault if nothing happened to you.

This isn't fair, change me back!

[ickyorders]

Are you accusing me of having a hand in this madness?

[He lets out a bark of laughter at that.]

Haha! You are obviously giving me waaaayyyy too much credit if you think I have any control over this place.

[beforemagitek]

[Don't you laugh at him!]

Then what is your angle here? Are you just another unwilling hostage in this city? If so, then why haven't you changed? You look exactly the same as before!

[demonlordv]

[Guess who didn't change? You get two guesses and the first two don't count!!]

...Mr. God, is that you? And what do you want with my ears?

/omg I had no idea you tagged!

[beforemagitek]

[Oh, hell. This gotta be revenge. This world clearly hates Kefka for SOME sort of reason. How else could anyone explain his dose of bad luck lately.]

...

[*SIGH*]

Yes. It's me, and I didn't mean the "ears" part literally!

I've been mean to him all day. I thought he deserved a treat! :)

[demonlordv]

[This idiot is intrigued so hard. But business to attend to.]

Well, why did you say it then if you didn't mean it?

[Gods are silly. De-aged gods are pretty and silly.

Blink-blink.]

You look so different without your clowny make-up!

T-This is a treat?!

[beforemagitek]

[He let's out a sigh, since Raenef doesn't seem to understand idioms well.]

I meant it figuratively, not literally. Think, what would I even DO with a bunch of ripped off ears?

[Kefka almost rolled his eyes, but he smiles slightly at the boy's observation.]

Stating the obvious, hm?

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[bastaaaaaards]

[ Oh.

Oh what is this.

Integra is absolutely grinning at him. ]

So this is what you look like without all of the fancy make up... my, my.

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[beforemagitek]

[For the love of Jeebus, everyone and their dogs are taking pot-shots at him today. It doesn't take much to tick Kefka off, but he's more humiliated than angry today. That explains the slightly sheepish look.]

I could go without the jest today, Hellsing. Just run along! Shoo!

[Run, run, or you'll be done--No wait. He doesn't have his magic right now. *SOB*]

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[bastaaaaaards]

...That is Sir Hellsing to you. I don't believe I'll be going anywhere, however...

[ The view suddenly shifts... ]

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[beforemagitek]

[Kefka blinks his eyes owlishly once he noticed the odd camera angle.]

What are you doing now?!