Say Hello to "Dr. Jackal"! [video]

[madlydancing]

[Kefka was giggling the entire time he sneaked out of his roommate’s room with Akabane’s signature black trench coat and hat. The clown usually announced his fondness for Dr. Jackal’s floppy hat, but this was the first time he ever got a hold to it. Removing some of his signature beads and feathers out of his hair, Kefka placed the hat gingerly

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[kings_thief]

[Locke appears, sitting in his and Celes' house. He has an amused smirk on his face.]

Have you gotten into some sort of drug today, Kefka? Maybe a head injury? You seem a bit more crazy then usual.

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[madlydancing]

[As soon as Locke appears, Kefka nearly snarls at him. He recognized that setting and knew it was Celes' house. The little twerp is still living with her despite all his protesting! This INFURIATES Kefka to no end.]

Oh, I'm perfectly ALRIIIIIGHT!

[He snickers slightly.]

But you won't be~!

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[kings_thief]

[Locke rolls his eyes, he's used to Kefka's sudden mood swings and takes no stock in them.]

Yeah, sure, I won't be. Are you just bored or something?

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[madlydancing]

[Oh, Locke~! You have no idea how he wants to rip out your eyes and use them as marbles right now. A bored Kefka is a very dangerous creature, deary.]

Bored? Hmmmm....

[Looooooooong dramatic pause.]

Bored of watching all you little ingrates prance around here like lost little children. I want to kill everything here, including YOU!

[Video] he doesn't afraid of anything, Kef.

[first_scorned]

[ The albino is silent until the little display is over. Then, he laughs. ]

What a truly pathetic garner for attention from a psychopathic, tragic clown. Anyone with an iota of intelligence would know better than to say yes to you. Not to mention I happen to find that your sense of fashion is quite distasteful overall, but bearable.

However, your stupidity... now that is entirely unpalatable.

[Video] Holy sh--! This guy is fearless but for HOW LONG?

[madlydancing]

Tch, whaddya supposed to be, kiddie? A psychiatrist or something?

[Indignant snort inserted here, followed by some insane laughter.]

OH SPARE ME! You're just another one of those stupid losers who think he's better than me, right?

YEAH, RIGHT!

If anything, I'm better than all of you~! So, that makes YOU the stupid one.

[shard_finder]

Y-You're asking people to let you kill them? What's the matter with you? Didn't you get enough with killing the pirates?

[madlydancing]

DAMN RIGHT I DIDN'T!

[He damn near screams this right into the poor girl's ear.]

I wanna kill ALL of you! Every single last one of you worthless little peons! I wanna watch you squirm as I choke the life out of you! I want to see everyone die as I blow this stupid little city into a thousand and one pieces!

Imagine? A RIVER OF BLOOD SO THICK THAT IT COATS THE ENTIRE SEA! UWE-HEHE-HEHE!!!

I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it~!

[shard_finder]

[Yeah...so nice of you there. She flinches as he screams.]

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!

[Her eyes widen as he continues to continue.]

Y-You want to kill me! Why...what did I ever do to you!

If you blow us up, than you'll blow yourself up.

[madlydancing]

I'M GONNA USE YOUR INTESTINES AS A FRICKIN' SCARF WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!

[Run, child, run. Kefka is just completely batshit right now after days of pure boredom. He hates this normal placid life bullshit. There's no one who can match his powers anymore. ALUCARD IS GONE! There's no rivalry anymore, no fight for control!

The clown is BORED.]

I don't CARE if I die! I ALREADY DIED BEFORE, SO WHY CARE!

...you're killing the happy out of my demon lord. :c

[demonlordv]

[Raenef's been having a lovely day, feeding ducks. But what's this? Oh hey, it's his favorite pal, Mr. God on the screen. And he's playing dress up too! Is it dress up day, Kef-

Wait...

...What?]

I don't feel like dying today. But ...why would you want to kill anyone, Mr. God?

Oops! Sorry, Kefka has a relapse!

[madlydancing]

[Oh, crud! Talk about a buzz kill! Just when Kefka was rambling about using some girl's intestines to wrap a gift box, here comes Raenef. The clown just stares at the kid while looking a tad conflicted.

He wants to kill everyone in Vatheon, but killing Raenef won't be any fun! Such a dilemma~]

...Cause I'm bored?

Grandpa!Raenef is not amused.

[demonlordv]

[There's a sad face looking at you, Mr. God. He doesn't like what he just heard.]

But... you shouldn't kill people just because you're bored, Kefka. It's not right to kill anyone at all!

Kefka is currently headdesking!

[madlydancing]

It's not right to kill? What are you talking about...?!

[ARGH! Kefka should have known better than to post this up for all to see. Now he feels a tad guilty cause Raenef is giving him the sad chocobo eyes.]

We kill to live, right? Same deal here!

[savage_nymph_12]

What the hell are you bitching about. If you kill everyone now, than you won't have anything for entertainment purposes later.

[She yawns and waves him away.] Obviously, someone whose smart than you would have already figured that out.

[1/idek]

[madlydancing]

{WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO---]

[2/5]

[madlydancing]

[Brb, he's thinking about this.]

[3/5]

[madlydancing]

[Still thinking~!]