An Unceremonious Defeat [video]

[madlydancing]

[After fumbling around town in search for a white magedoctor, Kefka finally manages to work his SFC with just one hand. His right arm is in a sling, and his left leg is in a thick cast. Despite the bandages, only Kefka can manage to look so darn threatening still. He glowers into the screen of his SFC with such rage.]I hate you guys, I really do!

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[twotimingmutt]

Shut up! You should just be glad I didn't chop off that stupid head of yours!

[video]

[madlydancing]

[Oh, gawd! It's the white-eared dog freak from hell.]

YOU SHUT UP, FIDO! You couldn't beat me by yourself, so you had to drag all your little friends along with you, coward.

[video]

[twotimingmutt]

Say what?! Listen, it wasn't my fault those other guys showed up! I could've kicked your sorry ass myself; in fact, it probably would've been easier for me if they HADN'T been there!

[video]

[madlydancing]

Liar, liar, liar, pants on fire~!

[It felt so good for Kefka to TROLL someone after this hair raising ordeal. The battered clown is actually feeling a little better now.]

You can't beat me, not even if I blindfolded myself.

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[faygot]

Hey, my dark clown bro. What's up with you?

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[madlydancing]

Waaaah! They beat me up! They all beat me up for no reason! I was completely innocent, and they decided to mop the floor with me.

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[faygot]

That ain't motherfucking cool. You should all up bonk them on the head a few times.

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[madlydancing]

I TRIED to do that, and they bonked me on the head instead. SEVERAL TIMES. That's why I'm covered in bandages.

[Voice]

[delinquenthero]

... Looks like someone bit off more than he could chew?

[Voice]

[madlydancing]

THEY CHEATED! That's what happened!

[Voice]

[delinquenthero]

Oh, there are cheaters everywhere. Crying about it won't be helping any. [Despite his words, Yuri's not trying to taunt him. He's got enough good in him to not laugh at someone this badly injured, whether or not they deserve it.]

[Voice]

[madlydancing]

B-But eight of them attacked me! Or was it seven? I don't even know--YOU CAN'T HAVE EIGHT PEOPLE IN ONE PARTY! They multiplied by two!

[The poor clown is actually flailing now about these horrible cheaters.]

I'm going to get revenge once I get my powers back!

[shard_finder]

[She's stuck to bed because she's hurt.]

That's what you get, Kefka!

[madlydancing]

[At least she's still injured. Kefka doesn't want to have to deal with the priestess now while he's powerless. Without his magic, he's utterly helpless except for the weapons he owns.]

Bite me, stupid! I don't care what you say! I still kicked your butt, didn't I? Ha!

[shard_finder]

[Not as hurt as you think, Kefka. She's not one for attacking people when they're powerless.]

And I was still able to hurt you too! At least I'm not the one complaining about how weak and powerless I am!

[madlydancing]

I-I'm not complaining! I'm just tellin' you guys to watch your backs for now on!

[He's totally complaining, whining even.]

REVENGE IS MINE!

[kings_thief]

[Have a serious look Kefka.]

Gee, I'm the one who died and you look like crap.

[madlydancing]

[Here, Locke. Have a snarl in return for that glare of yours.]

Tch! You deserved to die...

[kings_thief]

[A look of annoyance crosses his face and a sound of dismissal can be heard.]

Go to Hell, Kefka.

[There's not as much venom in his response as what would be expected.]

[madlydancing]

[Instead of responding back with a much expected snarl, Kefka responds quite plainly with words.]

I'm already there, kiddo!