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madlydeeply

Troy McClure's "I Can't Believe They Invented It!"

Jul 21, 2003 00:35

So I was flipping through that Skymall catalog on my flight home. I know you've looked through it, it's either that or watch "Sweet Home Alabama" three times on the in-flight screen ( Read more... )

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uptightfish July 20 2003, 23:39:33 UTC

Fantastic!

aaaaaargh nico22 July 21 2003, 00:32:47 UTC

My stomach woke me up...luckily your post was here to greet me! Woohoo. Sooo funny! I'm trembling with fear though.

mmmmm...follow these quick steps for a happy life:
Turn your kid into a walking billboard, buy some "air", mount a fake elephant on your wall, and have your invisible coffee-table held up by a wicker monkey.

Maybe the altitude causes people to go temporarily insane?

I guess under current legislation it's still unetheical to pump a kid full of psilocybin. Jumping Funland is the only alternative it seems.
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Tony Little is as gay as Christmas! Look at that insouciant twinkle in his eye!!!

Too bad Edison never invented stuff as utilitarian as this.

What other useful inventions exist?

Just in case you're not "feeling" the whole Skymall ethos, get yourself on their mental-plane (ho ho ho)

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hydra9 July 21 2003, 06:54:35 UTC

Wow! Fantastic! The kiddy advertising tattoos scare the crap out of me.

madlydeeply July 25 2003, 23:19:16 UTC

That monkey face icon scares the crap outta me! If only we can get that in tattoo form....

hydra9 July 26 2003, 08:48:51 UTC

Oooh, that would be cool! Maybe on my forehead! Or on my face!

banditsquirrel July 21 2003, 09:56:01 UTC

AHAAHHHHHAHAAASDOFSKDJ#$%^&*()(($^#%@@!!!

phlagm July 24 2003, 23:03:16 UTC

Did you know that the "Oxygen Shot" is also the best flamethrower available in a spray can second only to the "Acetylene Shot?"

madlydeeply July 25 2003, 23:18:25 UTC

oooooooh! I never thought of that! I always just lit hairspray for my metal fusing activities. Duly noted!