joanna in reel life-- swing thy mighty *insert weaponry here*: a trifecta of mr awesompants

[madlyxxmadd]

its no secret that i have an unashamed six-foot, blue-eyed crush on this australian import. but, listen here, i can be and am objective (no, not objectifying... even though, yeah) and i appreciate this man for more than his sexy stubble, body you could climb like a tree-throw your arms out-declare yourself "queen of the world, jack!". chris

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[portraitofafool]

I... have seen none of these movies. I want to see the first two really-like-a-lot and I will as soon as they're available to rent for more than one day or I can borrow them from my movie collecting friend (he's obsessive and has over 3,000 movies--who needs Blockbuster?--so it's only a matter of time).

I do and don't (like REALLY do and REALLY don't) want to see the third one. I want to see it for every reason except the one that keeps making me recoil every time I entertain the idea: Kristen Stewart. I hate her. She is a plague. I have a real problem with sullen junkie skanks, I can't seem to help myself. She was a good actress, too, that's the weird thing. Then Bella happened (see, Myer ruins everything, even actresses) and it all went to shit.

I really loved her in The Cake Eaters, which I watched because Aaron Stanford was in it and he is a tiny, angry slice of AWESOME and AMAZING. She had range! She had skill! She was marvelous in an otherwise unbelievably crappy movie! Then she got the role of Bella, started mainlining heroin

[madlyxxmadd]

my dearest, you must. waste not a moment and hasten thyself to the nearest video store or illegal download and get thyself to these films