#0138e

[madmalibu]

• Leave me a comment concerning warthogs or meerkats.
• I'll interrogate you using enhanced techniques.
• You will answer the questions.
• Profit.

Questions from that chucklesome tyke Dary!

1. If you were trapped in a lift with a sexually frustrated Sonnet for 24 hours, what would you do?
   Take a nap and/or try to keep the conversation topics away

Comments

[daryoon_]

I hear Master Chief likes to use CompareTheWarthog.com

[madmalibu]

1. WARNING! Obligatory Writing Question! If you were in Phantasia, which character would you be and why?
2. When is the Final Fantasy XD reunion tour?
3. You're going away for a while and will have no contact with the outside world, you can take any two people along for the ride, who are they and why them?
4. You and a party weary MacGyver are trapped on the top floor of a seventeen story building with mere minutes before an automatic timer starts a controlled demolition of the building. What happens next?
5. "Deal or No Deal" or "Noel's House Party"?

[kthxrawr]

I just want to know why the meerkat is russian.

[madmalibu]

1. Dude, are you employed yet?
2. Why not?
3. Motor cars, cricket and football. Could you be more ostensibly British?
4. Did you seriously miss the Lion King reference?
5. Teleportation, invisibility or telekinesis? And why.

[queen_dementia]

Hakuna Matata - or something along those lines!

[madmalibu]

1. Why would you return to the underwater city of Atla-- Carlisle!?
2. What is the question you most dread being asked?
3. Who do you dread asking it?
4. Which is the most interesting; general, emergency or clinical?
5. You're on a small pleasure cruise liner with all your friends and the engine breaks down. Who gets cabin fever first?

[pyjama_llama]

Warthogs and Meerkats both have names that end in the name of a different animal!

[madmalibu]

1. What's the strangest name you've ever been called?
2. Who or what occurs most frequently in your dreams besides yourself?
3. You're throwing your very own glow stick rave, what's the dress code?
4. Which hair colour would you try if there were no consequences?
5. What would be your first three topics if you had a "Shelley Knows Best" segment on the local TV news?