Psychosomatic

[madmanpoet]

I noticed a strange smell on the subway this morning. It was kind of like a combination of bad breath and Binaca (though if you think about it, that combination -- exactly that combination -- is anything but strange

Comments

[kiparui]

one of the reasons i love my motorcycle is that i no longer have to use the metro to get in and about in the city, which i hated using for the reason you list above. sharing enclosed spaces with sickies is the worst.

obviously it is time for you to get a motorcycle.

solution

[madmanpoet]

Your solution to my possibly getting a cold is my possibly being splattered across the West Side Highway?

Re: solution

[kiparui]

it would probably be your fault, spending all your time dreaming up your fancy pants sentences instead of paying attention to the road.