Michigan: Axis of Evil

[madmarchie]

According to Headlines on the Tonight Show, a survey asked "Now that Iraq is a Democracy, who should join Korea and Iran in the Axis of Evil?"

I don't know all the numbers, but Cuba, Syria, and an African country accounted for 42%.

The other 58%?

Michigan

~Donald

Comments

[digitaldoc]

Wow, you had a good setup for a good politically motivated smart ass remark, but then you take it yourself... Fuck... Oh well, I'll say it anyways...

Translation: We already fucked up Iraq's shit, and we don't have enough enemies! (we killed them all). Who should we start a fight with next? It's not like we need money for our own economy or could use our energy towards the betterment of human kind or anything like that...

And our only hope for human kind:
Ok, cue the vulcans...

[yourlocalsavior]

I am envisioning a political cartoon... the countries of the world are all chillin right... and the U.S. is all like "Who's got next?"

uhm... and then this ninja drops down from mars and cuts the planet in half, destroying his sword in the process, and we fling into the sun and explode it more than it's ever been exploded before ever.

k-bye!
~Nick

p.s. did Jon ever show you "Taxes for the Axis"? it's crazy.