Two things about coffee:

[madmaxmfp]

1. I make the best coffee in the world. That is not being vain, that's being truthful. It's muddy, and thick, and strong and smells like whole coffee beans.

2. If you drink an extra-large coffee from Dunkin' Donuts and a Sparks Lite, you will have to pee for at least FIVE MINUTES straight.

Comments

[hissy]

clearly, you've never had my coffee.

[recharge138]

People who drink coffee for taste are amatuers.

[efthatnoise]

you forgot the part about the hip argentinians, those fuckers

[madmaxmfp]

Oh yeah! Also, you will unleash said bladder-load from hell on an Argentinian antiques store in Williamsburg.

[johnalonggone]

in response to jesus saves, people who drink coffee exclusively as a wake up pill arent real coffee fans. go get some speed. second of all, have you ever tried roasting your own beans on your stovetop, jonothan? its amazing.

[madmaxmfp]

I've never tried roasting my own beans, but my favorite way to make coffee is with a tin pot over a burner, like they do in Greece (or Turkey, if you want to be Arabic and difficult!). It's thick and sludgey and there's sediment at the bottom and super strong. Basically the punk rock version of espresso.

I gotta try roasting beans, though.

(I tried to secretly MySpace-happen upon you today on Avenue A. No luck. Tomorrow, maybe, at Defiance.)

[greenkink]

not to mention the fact you'll be awake for days!

[madmaxmfp]

Barely 36 hours, yo. You are mad hyperbolic.

[greenkink]

no doubt.