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[madnessthunder]

... So, I come back from Neon City.

There's a Digi-Egg, sittin' right in the middle of my quarters.

Commandramon was with me, so I know he had nothing to do with it.

So... that just leaves Gaomon and Wormmon. Who Touma and Nanami dumped on me cuz'a their kid.

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GAOMON! WORMMON! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU TWO ARE DEAD!

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[crossstrategist]

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Gaomon?!

[crossstrategist]

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... Yes, Master?

[crossstrategist]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!

[crossstrategist]

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I assure you sir, we thought everything through...

[kenkabanchou]

...UH.

[madnessthunder]

GOD.

THEY'VE BEEN DOING...

... What the hell do digimon do anyway?

[crossstrategist]

Digimon can apparently mimic sexual intercourse, but to reproduce, they simply swap and match data to create an egg.

[madnessthunder]

TOO MUCH INFO, NERDSTEIN!

[gothic_genius]

... Awwww. ^^ Looks like we're not the only ones who are unexpectedly parents, Touma~ ♥

[crossstrategist]

Apparently they've been planning it.

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We'll have to find some other place for them, now, considering Kimiko...

[madnessthunder]

DAMN RIGHT YOU HAVE TO!

[gothic_genius]

Hmmm ... are there any known professional digimon babysitters?

Isn't this so exciting? ♥ It's like I'm an Aunt!

[kazamaakira]

... And my brother was worried about US?

[madnessthunder]

It's some freaky data swapping thing. But it still creeps me the fuck out!

[kenkabanchou]

...hey, they probably think our method's freaky, too, dude. >_>

[madnessthunder]

And you think I'd be more okay with it if they were having freaky dog-worm sex, instead of freaky dog-worm data sharing?

HA HA, NO.

[filtered to Gaomon]

[oni_no_ikkatsu]

I believe this is a human custom, though frankly I have no idea what function this serves for a matching event.

[Attached: 1 case of Cuban-style cigars]

Re: [filtered to Gaomon]

[crossstrategist]

Thank you, Kudamon sir.

I believe the tradition is for the expecting father to smoke the cigars.

[filtered to Gaomon]

[oni_no_ikkatsu]

I see. That's probably why Kamemon made the suggestion.

..Why he asked me to give them to you instead of himself is beyond me, however.

Re: [filtered to Gaomon]

[crossstrategist]

... Are you sure he did not give them to you on his own, Kudamon?

I mean. You are involved with two women. Perhaps he expected...