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[madonnabee]

So I found out George W. Bush's middle name is Walker. Hehe! I am very pleased with this information. This just brings Walker Texas Ranger to a WHOLE new level. It's like he IS Chuck Norris, know what I mean?

Okmaybenot. But he is from Texas. I think it's all a big, huge, conspiracy.

If only Wide Eagle was in the Whitehouse.

=)

Comments

[xsnotrocketx]

Hehehe... Dubya.

[_unlovable]

DAMN STRAIGHT HE'S NOT CHUCK NORRIS.
He doesnt know: any hard-core karate moves, Wide Eagle, a token black guy who asks for lattes, and the scent of burning wood. [hehe!]

Thank you, Wide Eagle.
Is this post inter-course?

lmao. good times.

[madonnabee]

Lmfao. You're the greatest.

[_unlovable]

I know I'm the greatest.

GOOS SHIT. [There, I incorporated it into my everyday vocabulary now, you cunt]

[zerosrequiem]

Bush is faggot shit.

Chuck Norris is not.

Discuss.

[madonnabee]

True dat.

Know what? I'm gonna add you as a friend 'cause you're full of magical wisdom.

[zerosrequiem]

Hmm, I just might have to do the same.

[_unlovable]

chuck norris smells like burning wood.

bush just smells like a dirty penis.

[thecultofgorr]

No. No. No. Walker is the generic texan name which symbolizes him as the exaduration of every evil factor in Texas; maltheology, misanthropic greed fetish, and genocide. The Ranger, on the other hand, is Texas's protector. He is everything good in "Generic Texas"... Hot Karate-moves, Wide Eagle (spread eagle), that man-assed mustache (imagine...). As for the conspiricy theroy, George Bush loves money, and he's a fan of the penis (even though he's a Nazi-christian supremacist who would be the next Hitler if he hadn't wasted money on Bull-shit rather than more mind-controll pills from Russia), so he invented The Ranger, and now wants to take his man-puppet back and rent it to his family. But the Ranger knows better. He wants a mind of his own. So now, by day, he is Chuck Noris, but by night, The Ranger awakens, seeking freedom and justice brought to his Devil. Using super cool Karate moves and bad-assed testosterone, he fights with whitie-tighties and a bump in the pants against Texas's public Enemy #1 (and his personal Devil); George

[madonnabee]

That's why I love you, man. Dude. He fights Vietnamese people with rocket launchers. Fucking coolest show ever. Well, "cool" as in "horribly cheesy and really fucking hilarious". Also as in, "old people get hit in the face with baseball bats". And, "there is an Indian named Wide Eagle who sits in his teepee naked with Walker."

[xsnotrocketx]

Maybe that's how Ming Lee got HIV...

[_unlovable]

CHUCK NORRIS IS HOT.

AND HE KNOWS SOME TOTALLY KICK-ASS KARATE MOVES.

AND HE GETS TANNED. ALOT. THEN HAS INTERCOURSE WITH WIDE EAGLE.

and he has a token black friend, i dont even know his name.