"Chicago Public Schools educates you to work on Chinese railroads." - My Math Statistics Professor

I REFUSE TO BE WORKING ON THE RAILROAD ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY.

So, I just went on AIM to try and talk to someone, when I was rudely interrupted by some stranger. Hilarity ensues as she ignores all that I say and tries to get me to watch her strip and pay her for whatever ( Read more... )

THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND PATRICK gamerpat.
JUST BECAUSE HE HASN'T POSTED AN ESSAY EXPLAINING HIS LOVE FOR LOBSTER MEAT. I'VE BEEN WAITING MUCH TOO LONG, Y'SEE? I'M TIRED OF WAITING PANDY.
AND I WRITE IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I CAN.
ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN. WAIT... WHAT?

( FUNNY STUFF IS IN HERE, KIDS! )

Well, this is just a test post. I'll be actually posting the good stuff soon enough...