MY FRIEND PANDA- I MEAN PATRICK!
THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND PATRICK gamerpat.
JUST BECAUSE HE HASN'T POSTED AN ESSAY EXPLAINING HIS LOVE FOR LOBSTER MEAT. I'VE BEEN WAITING MUCH TOO LONG, Y'SEE? I'M TIRED OF WAITING PANDY.
AND I WRITE IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I CAN.
ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN. WAIT... WHAT?
PATRICK AWAITS HIS LUNCH AT THE TABLE. HE HAS AGREED WITH ME ON THIS.
PATRICK ATTEMPTS TO STAY AWAKE WHILE TEXTING ME
PATRICK'S FAILED ATTEMPT TO SHOW OFf AT THE PLAYGROUND
I THINK THIS EXPLAINS ITSELF...
PATRICK RE-ENACTS A SCENE FROM STAR WARS
CAN YOU SEE THIS? ANYWAY, THIS IS PATRICK ON A DATE!
WELL, I THINK THIS IS IT FOR NOW. I DEMAND MY LOBSTER ESSAY BE FINISHED AND POSTED SOON. OH WAIT! TEXT MESSAGES FROM PATRICK:
PANDA (YES, HE IS SAVED IN MY CONTACTS LIKE THIS): OH SORRY, I WAS ASSLEEP.
PANDA: OW, MY JAW HURTS.
MARISA: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
PANDA: WELL, ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO GET SOME LEMONENADE THING.
PANDA: BRB DRESSING UP
MARISA: OKAY
PANDA: OKEH I'M DONE
MARISA: OKAY. NO MORE NAKED PANDAS.
PANDA: HEY! HEY! WE'RE FRIENDS! FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO STALK EACH OTHER!
PANDA: WELL IF I GET PUT MY PANTIES.
PANDA: HEY LEEETTTSSSS DO SOMETHING RANDOM WHY DON'T WE BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND HUH? THE PASSION THE LOVE THE ADVENTURE!! THINK OF THE WORLD AT SAKE!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!
(I THEN PROVIDE A LOGICAL ANSWER, AND HE RESPONDS WITH THE FOLLOWING:)
PANDA: WELL WELL WELL I GUESS LOVE BETWEEN US IS NEVER GONNA BE. NOT LIKE IT HAS STARTED BUT IT WOULD BE INTRESTING. AT LEAST I'LL HAVE FOOD READY WHEN I COME HOME FROM WOR-OH! HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!!
MARISA: YOU'D BE MY WIFE THEN? THAT'D WORK FAB. BUT I'LL GET RID OF THE TELEVISION. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
PANDA: BUT... THE... COCONUTS!
(I SENT HIM THE PHOTO OF THE PANDA COUPLE, AND HERE IS WHAT FOLLOWED)
MARISA: IT'S MALE AND FEMALE RED PANDAS. THEY'RE GETTING TOGETHER TO MAKE BABIES AT A ZOO.
PANDA: WHICH IS LEADING TO ROUGH ANIMAL SEX!
PANDA: OKEH! THEN! HELLO THERE LITTLE GIRL! ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE!
MARISA: 'M NOT LITTLE, I'M FUN SIZE!
PANDA: FUNSIZE IS THE SAME THING. T! O! Y! YOU ARE A TOY!!!
MARISA: 'M NOT A TOY. I'M JUST FUN SIZED AND ADORABLE.
PANDA: NO YOUR LITTLE AND A RUNT
PANDA: SAYS THE PERSON WITH BRAIN DAMAGE
MARISA: SAYS THE FOOL
PANDA: SAYS YOU
MARISA: SAYS THE PANDA
PANDA: SAYS THE SHORTIE (WITH STUBBY LEGS)
MARISA: SAYS THE ENGRISH SPEAKER
WELL, I BELIEVE THIS IS ALL. ALSO, YES, ALL OF THE MISSPELLED STUFF IS WHAT HE ACTUALLY SENT ME. I HAVE NOT CHANGED IT. I CAN'T REMEMBER VERY MANY OTHER CONVERSATIONS AT THE MOMENT. IN MOST OF THEM, HE INSISTS ON CALLING ME "MY LOVE" OR TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO CALL HIM. AND IT SEEMS HE IS STOPPING FROM WRITING IN ENGRISH.
SO YEAH. BASICALLY, I DID THIS BECAUSE I WANT MY LOBSTER ESSAY. YAY.
MUSIC VIDEO FOR NO REASON.
JUST BECAUSE HE HASN'T POSTED AN ESSAY EXPLAINING HIS LOVE FOR LOBSTER MEAT. I'VE BEEN WAITING MUCH TOO LONG, Y'SEE? I'M TIRED OF WAITING PANDY.
AND I WRITE IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I CAN.
ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN. WAIT... WHAT?
PATRICK AWAITS HIS LUNCH AT THE TABLE. HE HAS AGREED WITH ME ON THIS.
PATRICK ATTEMPTS TO STAY AWAKE WHILE TEXTING ME
PATRICK'S FAILED ATTEMPT TO SHOW OFf AT THE PLAYGROUND
I THINK THIS EXPLAINS ITSELF...
PATRICK RE-ENACTS A SCENE FROM STAR WARS
CAN YOU SEE THIS? ANYWAY, THIS IS PATRICK ON A DATE!
WELL, I THINK THIS IS IT FOR NOW. I DEMAND MY LOBSTER ESSAY BE FINISHED AND POSTED SOON. OH WAIT! TEXT MESSAGES FROM PATRICK:
PANDA (YES, HE IS SAVED IN MY CONTACTS LIKE THIS): OH SORRY, I WAS ASSLEEP.
PANDA: OW, MY JAW HURTS.
MARISA: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
PANDA: WELL, ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO GET SOME LEMONENADE THING.
PANDA: BRB DRESSING UP
MARISA: OKAY
PANDA: OKEH I'M DONE
MARISA: OKAY. NO MORE NAKED PANDAS.
PANDA: HEY! HEY! WE'RE FRIENDS! FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO STALK EACH OTHER!
PANDA: WELL IF I GET PUT MY PANTIES.
PANDA: HEY LEEETTTSSSS DO SOMETHING RANDOM WHY DON'T WE BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND HUH? THE PASSION THE LOVE THE ADVENTURE!! THINK OF THE WORLD AT SAKE!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!
(I THEN PROVIDE A LOGICAL ANSWER, AND HE RESPONDS WITH THE FOLLOWING:)
PANDA: WELL WELL WELL I GUESS LOVE BETWEEN US IS NEVER GONNA BE. NOT LIKE IT HAS STARTED BUT IT WOULD BE INTRESTING. AT LEAST I'LL HAVE FOOD READY WHEN I COME HOME FROM WOR-OH! HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!!
MARISA: YOU'D BE MY WIFE THEN? THAT'D WORK FAB. BUT I'LL GET RID OF THE TELEVISION. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
PANDA: BUT... THE... COCONUTS!
(I SENT HIM THE PHOTO OF THE PANDA COUPLE, AND HERE IS WHAT FOLLOWED)
MARISA: IT'S MALE AND FEMALE RED PANDAS. THEY'RE GETTING TOGETHER TO MAKE BABIES AT A ZOO.
PANDA: WHICH IS LEADING TO ROUGH ANIMAL SEX!
PANDA: OKEH! THEN! HELLO THERE LITTLE GIRL! ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE!
MARISA: 'M NOT LITTLE, I'M FUN SIZE!
PANDA: FUNSIZE IS THE SAME THING. T! O! Y! YOU ARE A TOY!!!
MARISA: 'M NOT A TOY. I'M JUST FUN SIZED AND ADORABLE.
PANDA: NO YOUR LITTLE AND A RUNT
PANDA: SAYS THE PERSON WITH BRAIN DAMAGE
MARISA: SAYS THE FOOL
PANDA: SAYS YOU
MARISA: SAYS THE PANDA
PANDA: SAYS THE SHORTIE (WITH STUBBY LEGS)
MARISA: SAYS THE ENGRISH SPEAKER
WELL, I BELIEVE THIS IS ALL. ALSO, YES, ALL OF THE MISSPELLED STUFF IS WHAT HE ACTUALLY SENT ME. I HAVE NOT CHANGED IT. I CAN'T REMEMBER VERY MANY OTHER CONVERSATIONS AT THE MOMENT. IN MOST OF THEM, HE INSISTS ON CALLING ME "MY LOVE" OR TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO CALL HIM. AND IT SEEMS HE IS STOPPING FROM WRITING IN ENGRISH.
SO YEAH. BASICALLY, I DID THIS BECAUSE I WANT MY LOBSTER ESSAY. YAY.
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