Qwicky Mart of Tightwads

[madprophet]

So here's a little story about the most money obsessed Qwicky Mart I've ever seen. It's right next to my apartment so I stop in pretty often. I've always been enchanted by the whimsical sign on their cash register that reads: "No change for parking meters! If you need quarters, BUY SOMETHING, maybe you'll get some." The till is always manned by

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couldn't be greek...

[dadoo]

I don't remember a w in greek, so, if they were greek it would be qvikie or quickie or qyickie. These guys are not mean, merely homesick for the old country where life was simpler. A simple gift will probably break the ice to help you guys bond. I recommend a small goat... or possibly a swarthy woman with flinty eyes; though, if memory serves, they would prefer the goat(talks less, and is generally more personable). Anyway, good luck with your new neighbors in the city.

[dcpbunny]

Much giggling ensued after I read this.

Make with more of the funny.

Or don't.

Just, you know...trying to say I like watchoo write.