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[madradio921]

 Hotel Hijinx

A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman in the breast with his elbow. Quite apologetic, he turns to her and says "If your heart is as soft as your breast, you will surely forgive me." She leans up to him and whispers "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

Bush at the Wheel

Some say George W.

Comments

[jota13]

im glad that you posted these.

i needed a good laugh!

thanks dugan

[smilingsarahz]

well, well, well, aren't you just the little comedian! :)

[karios]

so Julia definitely told me about what happened during lunch today-
all I really have to say is Dugan, Dugan, Dugan...

[0theotherside0]

i love it...

and i too heard the silly story about you. silly dugan! haha

[charlachica]

These made me smile, and I needed that today. Thanks. :)