Welcome to tomorrow.

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Me: I'm not a "normal" guy.

Her: You're not normal. You're extraordinary.

All the girls wanna get wif me!!!

"It's like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All summer long the grasshopper spent his time burying his acorns while the octopus was partying. Then winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns. And he also got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

I had decided, no realized, that all of my problems were contrived, and I was a normal, healthy, happy person. Then I realized I was delusional.